Friday, May 10, 2013

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT

The "challenge" topic for today is most embarrassing moment.  Sadly, I have quite a few, but here goes on the one I think tops them all.

***Warning - if you don't like potty talk please don't read this post!***

So...Rick and I are in Jackson Hole after LOTOJA a couple of years ago, driving in the car with two of my favorite people, Ryan and Andrea.  Here are a few pictures so that you get the full image in your brain of how nice and sweet these two are...



So we were driving along, looking for a place for breakfast, and I really needed to fart.  I wasn't sure how bad it would stink (mine usually smell like roses - seriously though) and so I thought I would let a little "tester" to see if it was bad before I let the whole thing go.  It smelled horrible - I mean HORRIBLE!  This is going to go too far, but you could taste it.  I don't know what I had eaten or if something was wrong with my stomach, but oh man, it was bad.  The only thing I could think to do was ignore it and hope that nobody would say anything, but of course there was no way Andrea was going to let something like that slide.  Instantly she started blaming Rick, and when he said it wasn't him she blamed Ryan, and when he said it wasn't him, the car got completely quiet for a few seconds until Andrea said, "Alicia, please don't EVER do that again."

I learned a good lesson that day - "testers" are NOT a good idea.

What's your most embarrassing moment?  Please share.

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